Wednesday, August 22, 2007

My So-Called New Lease On Life..


It’s howling outside, strong winds are pressing against the window panes. It’s typhoon season already in the Philippines, and the official end of summer. Come to think of it, I spent 60 days in the beach this year, and it’s only the middle of the year, does that make me an escapist? I could not say I am a beach bum, I do go to the beach but rarely take a dip, what is it with saltwater that attracts people. My hypothesis is that water do make people horny, as long as there is a body of water nearby, and half-naked bodies, something is bound to happen. Maybe it’s just me, but ever since I was young, I equate out-of-town trips as a chance to do some mischiefs.

I did remember that my first time to travel by myself was when I was seven. It was a 60 kilometer-trip from Manila to Pampanga. Any parent would not imagine seeing their offsprings to be traveling alone, but I guess I had a different set of parents. My father just boarded me on the bus, asked me if I do know the way to my grandmother’s house, and I dutifully said yes. EDSA then was a tree-laden, 2-lane thoroughfare, not flyovers and MRT, and the only tunnels were EDSA Crossing and EDSA Cubao. After 2 hours on the road, I was in Pampanga.

When I was 6, I started opening up a small business selling pansit and sago during summer. When I was 8, I started doing the chore of going to the market and buy supplies for the house. By 9, I was already buying my own clothes. By 10, I already bought my own watch. Before I turned 13, I was able to have the kitchen renovated as well as the restroom, with my own savings. My mother was so amazed how could a teener have so much money, well, thanks to her, I was the best thief, even Marcos would not be able to hold a candle. Imelda Marcos was my role model, I will steal to make things beautiful. I hate seeing ugly things, and with my inborn creativity, I will make something out of nothing.

By 15, I was already going out every night to places not frequented by decent people. By 16, I was already a fixture in Cineplex cruising and getting laid. By 17, I had my first encounter with a sexually-transmitted disease. By 18, I was already a jaded person.

By the time I finished college, I had 3 jobs already, doing fastfood chains, which was really cool then, and a clothing store whose plans were to hire goodlooking students (ahem! ahem!) that would serve as the brand’s ambassadors in their respective schools as well as to attract walk-in clients. I bought shares in that store, and unfortunately, it was a mismanaged venture so the CEO ran away with the money.

Now that I am turning 33, I have had 15 employers already, almost done with my masteral, been stabbed 7 times, suffered from strepcocci virus, traveled almost every year to never-heard places. The span of my stay in jobs varies from 1 year to 1 week. Either I get so sick working or the itch to take a vacation presides. Most of them say that I am a perfectionist and hard to work with. Well, who invented mediocrity and most likely, I will advise them to hire that person. If you were raised to be a street smart ass, the possibility of accepting stupidity. I just decided that it is about time to get down to business, so I decided to take charge. I just bought my 2nd house in the span of 10 years, the 1st one I don't know what happened to it. I have already encashed my stock options in a Fortune 500 company and spent all of it in a span of 120 days. I am so broke now that I could not even buy that Prada and Paul Smith bags that I lust about even they are on sale. I am just hoping that the Lord will give me a windfall to settle all my finances.

By the way, I had my first sex when I was 6, and it was with an older boy…and it didn’t happen in an out-of-town trip, it was in our backyard.

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