Wednesday, August 22, 2007

What's Your Wish??


While walking my two dogs in Velaszuez Salcedo Park, I bumped into a Caucasian gentleman with his black Labrador in tow. He said his Labrador named Salvador is already 9 years old, and he asked how old is mine. I replied that Charlie is already turning 7, and still a virgin. I asked him as to how many litters his dog has sired, and he said he already lost count. He said that his dog fucked a lot and just leave them. He said he was envious of his dog, and wish that on his next life, he comes back as a dog. He added that “dogs have the best, they fuck the girls, leave them behind and fuck more”. It dawned on me that men are basically dogs by nature, they are serial monogamist or polygamist, they just wanted sex. Men should not be taken seriously, honsetly, they are selfish beings, I should know, I am still a man despite my homosexuality. I just want to get laid everyday. I wish I treat all my relationships as casual as that, a sexual encounter. The Caucasian even reminded me that once my female Labrador will be in heat, I should drop him a note, saying that he just stays in Three Salcedo Place, in front of my condo building. How about you, my blog readers, what is your wish as your next life? Mine is simple, to be a locker room in the basketball gym full of hot players, or maybe a jockstrap or an underwear, that’s how low one could get in search of players.

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